- Me: tells joke from tumblr as if it was my own
- Person: laughs
- Me: I am the worst human being alive
- Me: I stole that
- Me: I don't deserve to be in existence
- Me: I mean Hitler was bad but he told his own jokes
- Me: I should never speak again
- nick fury: hey i just met you
- nick fury: and this is crazy
- nick fury: but i need y'all egocentric motherfuckers to stop whatever you're doing to join my super secret boy band and avenge the earth because thor's brother is attention-whoring from space.
- nick fury: so call me maybe
but there is a baby renner in existence
and ruffalo kiddies
and there a baby hemsworth with two more on the way
and there’s a baby downey
and now there’s a baby johansson on the way
we just need chris evans to impregnante someone and we’ll have all the baby avengers
In celebration of adding an option for Teeny OTP Bunnies in my shop ($30) I’m going to giveaway 4 custom-made bunny pairs! (◕x◕✿)
*Must be following me! Buneesi!
*Re-blog to enter!
*Giveaway will end on March 27th and I will contact the winners. Please have your ask box open. I will choose another winner if I cannot get in contact with you by the 30th!
*I’ll ship anywhere (and anyone!), but please have parental permission to receive a package from a weirdo on the internet!
Thanks tumblr, I couldn’t be a vagabond bunnywoman without you!
>The Stitchy Button<
India was way more fun than stopping a crazy-ass nuclear scientist from starting WWIII should be.